Bistro Menu

Our bistro menu can best be described as contemporary italian – cuisine that originated in the traditions of italy with our modern, interpretive flare.

Buon appetito! Bon appétit! Buen provecho!

STARTERS

  • OLIVE OYL'S TAPENADE

$9.50

chopped olives and capers blended into a savory dipping sauce served with pita : “Oh Popeye, this tapenade will send ya to the moon just as well as yer spinach twill.” – Olive Oyl, alt. quote
  • VERY IMPORTANT BACON-WRAPPED DATES

$12.50

Deeply sweet dates hand-stuffed with buttery marcona almonds and creamy goat cheese and wrapped with thick-cut bacon for a baked fresh sizzle : “I’m late, I’m late for a very important bacon-wrapped date.” – White Rabbit, alt. quote

  • TO DIE FOR SMOTHERED MEATBALLS

$14.50

Jumbo meatballs smothered in homemade red sauce : “I think I’ve died and gone to meatball heaven.” – customer, real quote

  • GET LOW LOW LOW MEAT & CHEESE BOARD

$15.50

Assortment of picnic-style meats & cheeses paired with tasty fixins : “She hit the floor, next thing you know, Shawty got low low low meat & cheeseboard.” – Low, alt. lyric

/ gluten-free crackers available

  • HIGH FIVE MEAT AND CHEESE BOARD

$20.50

Assortment of artisan meats & cheeses paired with delectable accompaniments: “Awesome meat and cheese board! Way to go, champ, give me high five!!” – a meat headed, cheesy middle school coach

/ gluten-free crackers available

  • CRABBY CRAB CAKE

$19.50

Delicate yet succulent maryland crab served with zesty remoulade sauce: “I have a case of the Mondays … and it’s not even Monday. I’m so tired of these TPS reports … coversheets, blah blah blah. And this homemade remoulade sauce, it’s so … it’s so … mmm, it’s so delicious; okay, fine, I can’t be crabby about that.” – officially Captain Nemo von Crab Cake III
but Crabby Crab Cake behind its back

SOUPS

  • DELISH TOMATO BISQUE SOUP

$7.50

Fresh tomatoes pressed into the service of a zesty bisque: “Oh I wish-wish-wish you would try this delish-lish-lish tomato bisque-bisque-bisque” – postwar marketing jingle if High & Low was founded in 1955 instead of 2015

  • DON CORLEONE'S ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP

$7.50

Bite-sized meatballs, a medley of vegetables, and pasta dance in a savory broth: “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse – I’ll give up Fredo in exchange for this soup. Hey now, no backsies.” – The Godfather, alt. line

  • DADDY WARBUCKS' LOADED POTATO SOUP

$7.50

Chunky russet potatoes buoyed in a thick, creamy broth punctuated by sharp cheddar and savory bacon: “This potato soup is so loaded I feel like a millionaire, nay, a billionaire!” – Anonymous

  • BABY GOT BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP

$7.50

Organic butternut squash slow simmered in a flavorful blend of ginger, onion, and earthy spices to add a hint of nuttiness : “Oh my God, Becky, look at her butternut squash.” – Baby Got Back, alt. lyric

SALADS

served with pita

  • MOUNT OLYMPUS MEDITERRANEAN SALAD

$12.50

Greens with kalamata olives, tomatoes, feta, and Italian dressing: “The gods be cursed, this salad is divine. Wait, I’m a god too. Did I just curse myself? Sod it, I don’t care, curse me to hades for all I care, so long as I can take this divine salad with me.” – Zeus, maybe

/ Add grilled chicken 5.5

  • GARDEN OF EDEN ORCHARD SALAD

$12.50

Greens with apples, cranberries, goat cheese, candied pecans, and champagne vinaigrette dressing: “OMG, Adam, you gotta take a bite of this, so worth it.” – Eve, possibly

/ Add grilled chicken 5.5

  • CARPE DIEM CAESAR SALAD

$12.50

Romaine with fresh shaved parmesan, buttery croutons, and creamy caesar dressing: “I came, I saw, I paused to partake of a scrumptious salad named after me, then I conquered.” – Julius Caesar, alt. quote

/ Add grilled chicken 5.5

  • SWEDISH CHEF'S CHEF SALAD

$12.50

Romaine with sliced turkey and ham, cheddar, hardboiled eggs, tomatoes, pepperoncini, and ranch dressi

/ Add grilled chicken 5.5

PASTA

Our red sauce is homemade with unrivaled san marzano
tomatoes, infused with our own red wine, and slow-cooked for
seven hours to create a boldly flavorful yet velvety smooth sauce

TRADITIONAL PASTAS

  • ROCKIN' RIGATONI

$16.50

Deep-ridged rigatoni to best absorb all the nuances of the sauce : “This rigatoni is so rockin’ you’ll wanna get noshin’!” – 1970s bumper sticker, alt. ver. (orignal something or other about a van somehow moving like a rocking chair and consequentially abstention from an inquisitive knock)

/ pair it with homemade red sauce or vodka sauce
/ meat sauce 3.5 / grilled chicken 5.5 / jumbo meatballs 7.5 / shrimp 8
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • FETTUCCINI (ALF)REDO

$17.50

Ribbons of fettuccini tossed with exceedingly creamy alfredo sauce : “If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. Here alfredo, alfredo, alfredo. Haaa – I kill me!” – Alf, alt. quote

/ grilled chicken 5.5 / shrimp 8
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • LUDACRIS CHEESE TORTELLINI

$18.50

Pillowed tortellini packed with oh-so-smooth ricotta and romano cheeses to complement the flavorful sauce: “There’s nothing like trying to spoonfeed tortellini … to a … giggling woman.” – Ludacris, real quote (edited to protect innocent minds)

/ pair it with homemade red sauce, vodka sauce, or alfredo sauce
/ meat sauce 3.5 / grilled chicken 5.5 / jumbo meatballs 7.5 / shrimp 8
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • I SAY GNOCCHI

$18.50

Savory potato dumplings delicately enhanced with flavorful sauce: “You
say po-tay-to; I say pot-ah-to. You say noh-kee; I say naw-kee.” – famed
linguist Noam Chomsky, potentially

/ pair it with homemade red sauce, vodka sauce, pesto, or alfredo sauce
/ meat sauce 3.5 / grilled chicken 5.5 / jumbo meatballs 7.5 / shrimp 8
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

SIGNATURE PASTAS

  • WICKED WITCH

$22.50

Rigatoni in a rich pesto sauce dressed up with grilled chicken, fresh tomatoes, goat cheese, dollops of ricotta, and basil: “”I’ll get you, my
pretty, and your little dollops too!” – Wizard of Oz, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • TONY MONTANA

$24.50

cheese tortellini in a creamy alfredo sauce dressed up with grilled chicken, mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, and hickory-smoked bacon:
“”Say ‘hello’ to my little alfredo friend!” – Scarface, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • JOHNNY CASTLE

$26.50

Fettuccini in homemade red sauce dressed up with succulent shrimp, aged prosciutto, baby spinach, and spanish capers : “Nobody puts baby spinach in a corner.” – Dirty Dancing, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

BAKED PASTAS

  • HOTTIE MANICOTTI

$19.50

Jumbo tubed pasta stuffed with creamy ricotta cheese baked beneath a layer of melted fresh mozzarella and homemade red sauce : “Snoop Snoop drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hottie manicotti – it’s raining hottie manicotti, hallelujah!” – Snoop Dogg and
Weather Girls collaboration, we wish

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • ILLUMINATI BAKED ZITI

$22.50

Developed from our founder’s secret family recipe to combine six rich and creamy Italian cheeses with our homemade meat sauce: “No comment on whether we’ve been in talks with Nicholas Cage to do a reboot of ‘National Treasure’ but with the Secret Family Recipe stolen instead of the Constitution.” – High & Low

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • WINNER WINNER CHICKEN PARM DINNER

$24.50

Succullent chicken breast pampered with italian seasoning atop a throne of fettucine and crowned with homemade red sauce, melted provolone, and fresh mozzarella : “Mail in 10 wine labels and be entered to win a chicken parm dinner!” – 1980s marketing campaign if High & Low was founded in
1985 instead of 2015

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

DIETARILY CONSCIENTIOUS PASTA

  • PRINCESS LEIA

$19.50

Yellow split pea penne in a vibrant tomato sauce dressed up with fresh tomatoes, kalamata olives, and baby spinach: “Help me, Obi-Wan Kalamata; you’re my only hope.” – Star Wars, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • HARRY CALLAHAN

$18.50

Yellow split pea penne in a creamy yet gluten-free alfredo sauce dressed up with mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, and green peppers : “”You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel healthy?’ Well, do ya, punk?” – Dirty
Harry, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

PIZZA

SICILIAN PIZZA

Our sicilian-inspired pizzas are made with a thick spongy dough
smothered in caramelized italian cheeses topped with
homemade wine-infused red sauce and a sprinkling of italian
herbs and breadcrumbs.

  • JOHN LENNON

$17.50

Pepperoni with ricotta and fresh basil added after the bake : “Imagine all the pep’roni, livin’ for the bake.” – Imagine, alt. lyric

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • BEYONCE

$18.50

Pepperoni, italian sausage, black olives, mushrooms, green peppers: “Got me looking so crazy right now, black olives got me looking so crazy right
now.” – Crazy in Love, alt. lyric

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • TONY SOPRANO

$18.50

Pepperoni, salami, capicola, banana peppers: “Whatever happened to Gary Capo, the strong, salami type?” – The Sopranos, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • ADELE

$17.50

 Meatballs, fresh mozzarella, basil : “Hello, it’s me(atballs).” – Hello, alt. lyric

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • TED 'THEODORE' PRESTON

$17.50

 Pesto, chicken, tomatoes: “Pesto on, dudes!” – Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • DEXTER HOLLAND

$17.50

White sauce (no red sauce) with chicken, bacon, mushrooms : “And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white pie.” – Pretty Fly, alt. lyric

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • NAME YOUR JAM

$12.50

 $2 per topping: mushrooms / tomatoes / green peppers / black olives /pepperoni / italian sausage : “I feel like ______” – You, real line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

DIETARILY CONSCIENTIOUS PIZZA

  • JOHN MCCLANE

$16.50

Cauliflower blended into a traditional italian dough and topped with red sauce and melty plant-based mozzarella + $2 per topping: mushrooms / tomatoes / green peppers / black olives : “Yippee-ki-yay, cauliflower!” Die Hard, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

FLATBREADS

  • FREDDIE MERCURY

$15.50

Fresh mozzarella medallions, tomatoes, basil, balsamic glaze: “Mozzarella, let me go. Balsamic has a drizzle put aside for me, for me, for me!” – Bohemian Rhapsody, alt. lyric

/ add side salad: mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • COLONEL JESSUP

$16.50

Bacon, mozzarella, feta, apples, candied pecans, greens: “You CAN handle the fruit!” – A Few Good Men, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • RHETT BUTLER

$16.50

Prosciutto, goat cheese, mozzarella, fig spread: “Frankly, my dear, I DO give a damn fig.” – Gone with the Wind, alt. line

/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

PANINIS

served with kettle chips

  • KURT COBAIN

$15.50

Turkey, mozzarella, avocado, pesto, tomatoes on multigrain: “A mozzarella, an avocado. A tomato, my libido, yeah.” – Smells Like Teen
Spirit, alt. lyric

/ sub italian herb seasoned french fries 2.5
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • ROD TIDWELL

$15.50

Ham, cheddar, bacon, apples, honey mustard on multigrain: “Show me the honey (mustard)!” – Jerry Maguire, alt. line

/ sub italian herb seasoned french fries 2.5
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

 

  • 'SHOELESS' JOE JACKSON

$15.50

Ham, salami, capicola, provolone, banana peppers, garlic mayonnaise on ciabatta: “If you build it, ham will come.” – Field of Dreams, alt. line

/ sub italian herb seasoned french fries 2.5
/ add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

  • TAYLOR SWIFT

$16.50

 Prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, sun-dried tomatoes, fresh basil, balsamic glaze on ciabatta: “It’s me, hi, I’m the prosciutto, it’s me.” – Anti-Hero,
alt. lyric

/ sub italian herb seasoned french fries 2.5
/ Add side salad – mediterranean, orchard, or caesar 7

KID'S MENU

for tykes twelve and under
choice of side of kettle chips or apple slices

  • CHICKEN DANCE-INSPIRING CHICKEN NUGGETS

$6.50

Golden chicken breast nuggets : “We understand if you want to get up and do the Chicken Dance.” – High & Low

 / sub italian herb seasoned french fries 1.5

  • MACARONI & CHEESE IF YOU PLEASE

$6.50

Creamy macaroni and cheese : “I love you, you love me. We’re best friends like friends should be, so let’s have some mac and cheese if you please.” Barney’s I Love You, alt. lyric

/ sub italian herb seasoned french fries 1.5

  • PITA QUESADILLA A/K/A PITA QUESA-DELISH-YEAH!

$6.50

Gooey cheese sandwiched between fluffy pitas: “You know you want to say it. It doesn’t matter if you’re an adult. Go on, say it: Pita quesa-delish yeah! There, wasn’t that fun?” – a childlike adult

/ sub italian herb seasoned french fries 1.5

DESSERTS

  • KABOOM! CHOCOLATE MOUSSE BOMB

$9.50

Airy chocolate mousse encased in a hard chocolate shell atop a brownie crumble crust: “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!” – takes a bite of the mousse bomb – “Ahh, there it is. Isn’t it lovely?” – Marvin the Martian, quote endorsed by Bugs
Bunny

  • BELGIAN CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE

$9.50

Finest Belgian chocolate churned with fluffy cream cheese: “Forget Swiss chocolate. Pass on German chocolate. Eleven out of ten chocolatiers concur that Belgian chocolate is superior to all.” – P.R. Rep, Alliance of
Belgian Chocolatiers

  • EASTER BUNNY ENDORSED CARROT CAKE

$9.50

Spiced cake enlivened with fresh carrots and toasted nuts enveloped in a cream cheese icing: “When I was asked to endorse this carrot cake, it was an obvious ask – I know carrots better than any bunny, and I’m not some shill; I’m a respectable, buttoned-down bunny. I insisted that I sample it first. I took a bite, and – crack my egg, it’s dope!” – Easter Bunny, quoteendorsed by Bugs Bunny

  • THE PEOPLE'S TIRAMISU

$9.50

Rich ladyfinger cookies and jolt of espresso blended in a rich mascarpone cheesecake: “This tiramisu isn’t just for rich lady’s fingers. It’s for all the people’s fingers!” Zsa Zsa Gabor, as if

  • ITALIAN TART LIMONCELLO CAKE

$9.50

Fluffy sponge cake dressed up with mascarpone and cream cheeses and fortified with homemade limoncello to add a mellow tartness: “Who you calling a tart??? Oh, bless me, you meant the cake, not me. Scusi.” Corvina Bella de Rossi Gold, quote endorsed by Bugs Bunny